Subject I Know Nothing About

Q.Who made GTA V?
A. Rockstar Games.

Q. Where is the game based?
A. Los Santos also known as Los Angeles.

Q. What console(s) is GTA V on?
A. PS3, Xbox 360, PS4, Xbox One and P.C.

Q. Which genre of game is it?
A. Action/Adventure.

Alien Story

My name is Xeon I came to Earth 20 years ago, I came here because my home planet Geyser was destroyed by an invasion. My best mate Hugwaffle and my wife Zukrethra insisted that they came with me on this adventure. For us to survive we had to do the unspeakable and use our T.P. to take a human form, My wife copied a tall, blond and blue eyed human, Hugwaffle copied a fat human that had glasses and a beanie and I chose to copy and stocky and hansom man wearing a suit. When we left our home planet my wife cried "Why do we need to leave?" "Because it's for the better of us" I replied.

Dangerous Decibels

• The highest safe db is 85 db.
• Decibels is the word that they use to measure sound.
• You can only stay on a busy highway for 8 hours before your ears start to get damage.
• If you go to a heavy metal concert damage will start instantly.
• If you go to a rock concert your ears will begin to get damage after 10 seconds
• A MP3 player can cause damage at peak volume.

Similes

As tired as a turtle running a marathon.

As frightened as a raccoon that has just stolen some old mans groceries.

Gently like grandmother knitting a sweater.

Grey like the sky on a cold and stormy day.

Similies

As sharp as the point of the Eiffel tower piercing into a lonely and vulnerable stag.

As shiny as the suns reflection aiming right into my face.

As relaxed as a couch potato, playing video games.

Intricate like a unique sculpture, standing on the finest stem of all.

Burning like hotcake that has just come out of the steaming oven.

NO MOS Watches

Tik-Tok Tik-Tok I'm going crazy from all of these ticking noises, as I start my last watch for the day. The sharp edges feel like the ends of a pin and the delicate metal as light as a pencil. All of these symptoms creating this amazing watch full of cogs, bras and steel.

Cameron Clapp

Research about the guy from the Limb and Life article you’ve been reading in CSI.

Write questions for the following answers:

Q. How old is Cameron Clapp?

A. 28 √

Q. When did this injury happen?

A. September 15, 2001 √

Q. How did Cameron Clapp lose his limbs?

A. He was hit by a train.

Q. How many prodthetic limbs does Cameron have?

A. He has 3. One each for walking, running & swimming √

Q. What film did Cameron star in?

A .2008 feature film Stop-Loss. √

Q. What does Cameron do for a living?

A. He gives motivational talks to soldiers who have lost limbs. √

Q. How much does a prosthetic limb cost?

A. $40,000 each. √

Q. What is the word that you would use for fake limbs?

A. Prosthetic. √

Q. What limbs did Cameron lose?

A. His right arm and both legs.

Q. When did he get out of the wheel chair?

A.  "I left the wheelchair five months after the accident and I don’t want to have to use it again." √

Find and watch a recent video of Cameron. Embed the video.